30 Ways to Annoy Tom Kaulitz by ProvesYouWrong, literature
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30 Ways to Annoy Tom Kaulitz
30 Ways to Annoy Tom Kaulitz
1. Call him a perv in any way, shape, or form in every sentence you say.
2. Ask if he’s Jamaican.
3. Whenever an advertisement for any feminine product comes on the TV, turn the volume all the way up and stare at him with wide, fascinated eyes.
4. Loudly tell anyone who happens to walk by that Kelly Clarkson is his personal hero.
5. Smack him upside the head every time he tries to flirt with someone and say “Bad Tom! Bad!”
6. Give away his every location to his fans.
7. Snip off a lock of his hair, set it on the floor, light candles all around it, and dance around the whole mess in some sort
